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The whores of Russian spamming – volume 1

The whores of Russian spamming – volume 1

So I’m on the net one night surfing for pictures of my friends mother to photoshop into filthy positions. You know, quality time. Then my Inbox dings and this gem comes in:

Hullo
My name is Elena. I live in Russia in a beautiful city Saint Petersburg. I am a glamour cutie of 28 years, I am looking for a handsome dude from 30 year old to spend cool time together.

I am expecting to receive your reply soon with your photos attached. I am very interested in acquaintance with you.
How old are you?
Please, tell me where you live
Have a nice day!

So you know, I do what any normal person would do in this situation and respond!

yes

fun you will have with me

do you have pics? sexy?

i live in usa west coast

That Guy | FU%$ THAT
Russian SlutsThat Guy | FU%$ THAT
Typical I’m a functional retard kind of reply. I laugh at how dumb spam # 493 of the day was and continue photoshopping pics of Ms. Reynolds heads on pornstars taking it in the tush balls deep. I’m a nice guy.

Fast forward 3 weeks later and I get this email earlier today.

Hi, I am sorry that I could not reply you earlier, but it was because I hadn’t seen your letter.
I was out of town and just it happened to be in the SPAM. Really, I don’t know what the reason to set it there was.
In fact I hope that my letter will be received by you and not placed in the same folder.
Still, I think I will switch off the SPAM filter.

My name is Elena. I am 28 years old, I am 170 centimeters High (it will be 5.7 foots),
and I weight 56 kilograms (124 lb)). I am single, and never had a husband, and I have no children, too.

If you remember, I am Russian, I live in the second capital of the country, Saint-Petersburg, Russia, but not in the very site, in its outskirts.

P.S. here some of my pics, hope you like it.


Elena

That Guy | FU%$ THAT
Russian Slutsmonster1954
So to continue this monstrosity for the sake of humor, stupidity, and the FU%$ THAT audience I decided to reply and egg her/him/whatever on with the following:

I live in Vegas

Do you visit USA?

You look tasty, now I am hungry.

Will you feed me more?

How do you look from behind?

I’m 6’2″ 205lbs, solid built. Lift daily.

-Fred

Funny part is that I’m like 5’7″ and probably more like 222lbs but hey who gives a fuck about the details here. On the internet I am a strapping hunk with my dick in my hand and ready to fucking rock your world my Russian princess.

That’s all I got for now. I’ll update as this continues. Funny shit. I still remember that story about the guy who made people get tattoos and shit to show loyalty and in my perverted mind I’m playing a similar game.

That Guy | FU%$ THAT

 

Russian Slutsmonster1954
Russian Slutsmonster1954
Update 4/22/14 – Sadly, I never got any more emails from my dirty little princess. Maybe next time!

That Guy | FU%$ THAT

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