So I’m on the net one night surfing for pictures of my friends mother to photoshop into filthy positions. You know, quality time. Then my Inbox dings and this gem comes in:
My name is Elena. I live in Russia in a beautiful city Saint Petersburg. I am a glamour cutie of 28 years, I am looking for a handsome dude from 30 year old to spend cool time together.
I am expecting to receive your reply soon with your photos attached. I am very interested in acquaintance with you.
How old are you?
Please, tell me where you live
Have a nice day!
So you know, I do what any normal person would do in this situation and respond!
fun you will have with me
do you have pics? sexy?
i live in usa west coast
Fast forward 3 weeks later and I get this email earlier today.
Hi, I am sorry that I could not reply you earlier, but it was because I hadn’t seen your letter.
I was out of town and just it happened to be in the SPAM. Really, I don’t know what the reason to set it there was.
In fact I hope that my letter will be received by you and not placed in the same folder.
Still, I think I will switch off the SPAM filter.
My name is Elena. I am 28 years old, I am 170 centimeters High (it will be 5.7 foots),
and I weight 56 kilograms (124 lb)). I am single, and never had a husband, and I have no children, too.
If you remember, I am Russian, I live in the second capital of the country, Saint-Petersburg, Russia, but not in the very site, in its outskirts.
P.S. here some of my pics, hope you like it.
I live in Vegas
Do you visit USA?
You look tasty, now I am hungry.
Will you feed me more?
How do you look from behind?
I’m 6’2″ 205lbs, solid built. Lift daily.
Funny part is that I’m like 5’7″ and probably more like 222lbs but hey who gives a fuck about the details here. On the internet I am a strapping hunk with my dick in my hand and ready to fucking rock your world my Russian princess.
That’s all I got for now. I’ll update as this continues. Funny shit. I still remember that story about the guy who made people get tattoos and shit to show loyalty and in my perverted mind I’m playing a similar game.